Speeding excuses that work, a list of silver tongued replies

Have you ever managed to escape a speeding ticket with your fast action silver tongue? We have a list of some good speeding excuses that work to show you now, and we want to hear some of your best excuses in return.

It’s general knowledge that in today’s society it’s fairly easy to escape a speeding ticket, providing you come up with a believable excuse when an officer is about to approach your car. Obviously, the best method is to remain calm but it’s often the speed of your reply which will get you out of trouble.

Over at the Car Connection, they have listed some of the best speeding excuses that drivers had, which were actually rewarded with prizes for the top three. We’ve included the grand prize winning excuse just so you can see what tactic they used:

“I am a funeral director, the law does not bother a hearse on the highway at any speed. But this one time I had a time to be at an out of town crematory, and I was in a van, taking an unembalmed body to be cremated and he got me at 90 mph on the Interstate, when he stopped me and asked what was my hurry, I said, ‘Brother, I have to be at a crematory in an hour or I’ll miss my appointment time and they will be closing for the weekend.’ He said, ‘So …’ I said, ‘Take a whiff in the back, he stuck he head in the side window and jerked it back out and said sir hurry along and be careful.”

That silver tongued car owner received a Garmin StreetPilot 2730 with XM NavTraffic and XM Radio capability for his efforts, but can you top his excuse? If you have managed to escape a speeding ticket with a quick fire excuse, we’d love to hear what you had to say.

If you’re interested in hearing a full list of excuses, head to the Car Connection article here to hear more. What did you say to a law enforcement officer to save yourself a bit of cash?

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Written by Alan Ng

Alan has been working for Product-Reviews since 2009 and became the Editor-in-chief in 2014. He has a passion for technology, the latest mobile phones and gadgets, and the gaming industry. Alan is a graduate of Canterbury Christ Church University and completed a B.A in Commercial Music in 2008. While expressing a keen interest in all areas that PR cover, you'll usually find Alan in the gaming section, where he'll be keeping enthusiasts up to date on all the latest news and reviews for consoles and PC.

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