Yelp down, website not working with DNS error

While messaging a psychic about a pet who passed a month ago at the age of ten she couldn’t access one of a handful of messages i’d sent in rapid succession; she only couldn’t access the message where I described having a hallucination that it was dumping snow outside (we were waiting for a storm to hit) after trying desperately on my own to meditate and tell my pet it was okay to cross over because he had been unable to let go of us, we were extraordinarily attached. it was bone dry outside an hour later- meaning the storm hadn’t hit yet, oddly). This psychic, not knowing whether I had lost a bird or cat or hamster got an error screen she’d never seen from Yelp before, saying: “Their dog ate their message. They’re having problems, try back later!” or something along those lines. She then realized my pet was a dog (Meatball). Who is clearly teamed up with Darwin, current mascot and beloved dog owned by Yelp’s cofounder, Adam Stoppleman until her passing on at age ten in 2012. You know what’s funny, those two lived in San Francisco around the same time, Meatball and Darwin. They could have been friends if Darwin was ever a client at Wags hotel and doggie daycare. Meatball was there for a month while his mommies frantically scrambled to find housing accommodating all of us. Anyway, they’re obviously pals today, having a good time causing minor outages on the Yelp servers as they chase each other around virtual reality. Godspeed both of you. And Darwin, thanks for letting Meatball use your office to let me know again that he is okay, and having fun- which is so good for me to believe. Tell him I’m sorry I wasn’t there when he was called up there, but he knows I don’t do goodbyes well and I was with him all day, even in pain that day, too, like him I suppose; having broken my finger in the car door somehow and I’m horrible agony all afternoon. Tell him I love him more than ever and am always with him no matter where he is- mamAH (reads like a ninja says hi-ya!) is right behind him now and forever. And one day, though not necessarily soon, we will see each other again when he gets the call to bring me up there. But until then, here’s to Darwin and his buddy, Meatball.

Not working in Los Angeles now

Love Yelp! When’s it back up?? Need it in my life at all times..