Apple Announcement at Press Conference: Steve Jobs Keynote

A pretty comical article was recently posted on Telegraph.co.uk, instead of looking at what we can expect to see at the upcoming Apple Event (Live Blog Details Here), instead it looks at what we can expect to not hear announced. Obviously this is all according to the article writer (Andrew Keen).

One thing we should not expect to hear is that free iPods will be given to all music lovers in the world, obviously to be free it would have to be advertisement driven (similar to Spotify). Another thing we shouldn’t expect to see is a $100 off deal for new iPhone users.

Other things we shouldn’t expect to see is a new Apple UFO logo, the acquisition of Twitter, also we shouldn’t expect a solution to America’s Healthcare crisis. For further details check out Telegraph.co.uk.