USB Desktop Bouncer: Protect Your PC From Unwanted Guests

Protect you desktop pc from unwanted visitors with your very own USB Bouncer! Once he’s plugged into your USB port, he will make sure you’re informed of any intruders by using one of these six phrases in a tough bouncer:

‘You’re not welcome ‘ere’
‘Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in’
‘You’re not comin’ anywhere near here lookin’ like that’
‘Not today mate’
‘Come over ‘ere if you think you’re hard enough’
‘You’re cruisin’ for a bruising’’

The USB bouncer isn’t just limited to your desk. Insert 3xAAA batteries and he can protect anything you want him to!

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