American Idol Season 7 Has Started

Last night saw the start of American Idol season 7 and what a start it was.

Let’s hope that this year will ravel some fantastic singers for America because if Paul Marturano has anything to go by they have no hope.

Paul sang a song called “love song I wrote for Paula Abdul.”

It’s about how he broke into her house when she wasn’t there, to doff all his clothes and try on her underwear.
Here are some of the words he sung:

I’m not much of a talker so I guess I’ll just stalk her.
If she were a doggie I would walk her.
If she was a blackboard I’d chalk her.
If she were Columbo I’d Peter Falk-her.
If she was a bathtub I’d caulk her.

Simon said to Paul that “I think you should leave. That was really creepy,” who by that time has sidled up to the judges table and is leering at Paula.

Simon went on to say “Seriously, I really want you to leave,” and asks security to escort the guy out.

What do you think of the show so far?

Check out Paul’s song clip below

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