Good News for Nintendo: they own 50% of 26-year-olds memories

Well Nintendo could not get more viral marketing then owning over 50 percent of 26-year-olds long-term memories, what great news for Nintendo but what for our future generation.

The Onion is reporting that “paralegal Philip Jenkins’ encoded long-term memories involve button combinations, game-playing experiences, and spatial-cognitive maps of various levels and worlds from Nintendo’s line of video-game consoles”.

This has apparently been confirmed by a team of neuroscientists and was led by Dr. Franklin McCarroll of New York University’s School of Psychology.

With the Nintendo Wii a massive hit are things to get worse over the next decade, you can read the full report here.