Good News for Nintendo: they own 50% of 26-year-olds memories
Filed under: Gaming | By: Daniel
Posted on: January 13, 2008 | 2 Comments
Well Nintendo could not get more viral marketing then owning over 50 percent of 26-year-olds long-term memories, what great news for Nintendo but what for our future generation.
The Onion is reporting that “paralegal Philip Jenkins’ encoded long-term memories involve button combinations, game-playing experiences, and spatial-cognitive maps of various levels and worlds from Nintendo’s line of video-game consoles”.
This has apparently been confirmed by a team of neuroscientists and was led by Dr. Franklin McCarroll of New York University’s School of Psychology.
With the Nintendo Wii a massive hit are things to get worse over the next decade, you can read the full report here.
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you silly goofass, that is the ONION, it doesn’t print facts, but JOKES.
A silly idea but one that is not true.
yes, its from the Onion, lol