What is a Velvet Hat Trick?

I have always been frustrated when people make up names for things that are totally unrelated to the thing itself as a sort of “code” so nobody really knows what the phrase or word means but everyone still goes along with it, pretending they know.

Last week I heard one of my friends talking about a velvet hat trick and, naïve as I am I thought it was something to do with sports.

Being a big sports fan I instantly made the logically connecting with the hat trick part of velvet hat trick and the fact that a hat trick is where you score 3 goals in one game in soccer, or 5 in one game for hockey. I didn’t think connecting velvet hat trick to sports was that dumb until I tried to use it in a conversation and gave a few of my friends a good laugh.

After I had mentioned velvet hat trick in relation to sports, I quickly found out that a velvet hat trick has little to do with sports at all. I was informed that a velvet hat trick is in fact where you have sex with a women in all three possible positions, that’s a velvet hat trick.

I am sure I am not the only one who didn’t know what a velvet hat trick was, but apparently there are other phrases that mean the same such as santa fe funnel cake, a peppermint bobsled or Manitoba snow cone!

Why can’t people just called things what they are instead of making up stupid nicknames and code words like velvet hat trick?

Did you know what a velvet hat trick was?

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