NHL Sports League better than MLB, NBA, NFL, NASCAR, and MLS

Is NHL the best sports league in America?

Well lets take a look at the NHL and compare it to other sports leagues:

First up, it’s the NHL vs MLB. There is less steroid use in the NHL and a game of baseball has 10 total minutes of action in over 3 hours. Also, in baseball, if there is fighting you get suspensions, in NHL you just get a 5 min penalty.

Next is the NFL against the NHL. In the US, you don’t have to wait 30 years for a NHL ticket and in the NHL play does not stop every ten seconds. In the NFL, the teams play 16-20 games a season whereas the NHL teams play 82-116. Also NFL players can say full sentences with correct grammar – with or without their teeth!

As for NASCAR vs the NHL, well we have yet to see a NASCAR race on ice! In NASCAR there are speed limits, whereas the speed of shots and skating is unlimited in the NHL. Finally, when you watch an NHL game, the players skate around in laps, somewhat pointlessly, as a warm up but is NASCAR, that the whole event…

The NHL is better than the MLS as most teams have more top-tier players then the entire league. Also, the NHL doesn’t have any teams named after consumer products and for every injury in the NHL there is over 30 faked injuries in any professional soccer league.

As for the NBA, well who would you trust with your money more, the Canadian stereotype or the gansta one of the NBA? Also in the NHL star players dont prentend to be injured until the playoffs.

You know what they say:
If you like fast paced action games, then yes NHL is the way to go.
If you like strategic action games, then NFL is the way to go.
If you like repetitive games, then MLB and NBA are the way to go.
Ff you like NASCAR, then people will make fun of you.

What do you think? Is NHL this best sport league?

If not which one is the best league and why?