Big Brother 8: Is Tracey Tempted By Dirty Cash

After Big Brother announced the Seven Deadly Sins Task, Carole chose Tracey as the person who most signified the sin of Greed. Tracey was utterly gob smacked.

Big Brother called Tracey to the Diary Room to test her mettle.

Once she was in the diary room Big Brother began to give her a series of offers
Over the soundtrack of a slow heartbeat,

Big Brother warned her that if she accepted any of the offers then she would automatically fail the task.

So Big Brother starting at an offer of one extra nomination this week but Tracey refused all attempts at bribery.

Big Brother then said “How does two extra nominations and a packet of tobacco sound,”

Tracey replied “It’s not happening,” with a laugh. “I’m turning it down, man. You can keep your nominations. You can keep your tobacco,” she added, reminding Big Brother that tobacco was on the shopping list.

Big Brother suggested to Tracey that tobacco may not be on the list. “It’s on the shopping list, man!” she laughed.

“Says who?” replied Big Brother.

So then the offers of cash began to arrive. First £10, then £20 and finally £50.

Tracey laughed “I can’t spend it in here geezer,” “There’s no shoppage, or pub I can go to, so you can keep your baccy and your nominations.”

Big Brother then upped the offer to £100

“It’s all good in the hood,” she said, “I don’t need your dollar.”

Still not excepting “Big Brother is prepared to make you a phatter offer - £500.” This just seemed to make Tracey laugh all the more. “The people sitting in there - that’s who I’m here for,” she said with pride. “I was chosen to do a task and I’m going to pull through for them.”

Finally Big Brother came up with a grand offer - £1,000, two extra nominations and an unlimited supply of tobacco! Tracey said “That’s a phat offer,” “A proper phat offer you’ve done well. But nah, it’s not happening geezer. It’s. Just. Not. Happening.”

Tracey is just not temped by anything not even an unlimited supply of tobacco.

What do you think she should have done?

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