5 Indications You’re Dating a Gadget Geek

Daniel Chubb
  By: Daniel Chubb | Posted: February 17, 2007 | No Comments
  Filed under: Gadgets

So are you dating a gadget geek, to find out take this simple test.

The Top 5 Indications You’re Dating a Gadget Geek

1) The last time you made love, she uttered the name of another man… with whom she was having cyber-sex via the monitor built into her glasses.

2) He searches for your G-Spot using a modified GPS system.

3) Most other guys just phone Domino’s; he tries to impress you by using his Palm Pilot’s infrared wireless modem to dial into his web server which accesses his private JavaScript macro so his beeper can serve as a “food procurement device.”

4) Her vibrator has its own IP address and a wireless remote.

5) After each flush, toilet reports how much lighter you’ve become and reads you your daily fortune.

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