Lets Ban Broadband

Broadband could be messing up our genetic makeup which could lead to terrify consequences.
Children will lose the power of speech and communicate only by using clicks, women will grow a third leg and men will grow breasts so we need to ban broadband.

You may be thinking where is the evidence that this will happen, but I could reply by saying where is the evidence that broadband will not cause these effects?
The facts are I am talking complete crap, but also are many others including a couple of schools we know that have banned broadband because of fears from parents.
We can find no evidence to date that shows broadband causes adverse affects, all we have found is that Wi-Fi is as dangerous as a potato.
Are people idiots to think broadband could cause you harm? We say yes.

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